MSN:
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Lai gan ir sūdīgi, tomēr ir labi.
Esmu saķēris kaut kādu zarazu - šodien visu dienu reibs galva, rauj uz augšu, temperatūra arī, laikam, ir. Karoč - sūdīgi.
Vistrakākais bija, kad, sēžot uz tualetes grīdas, sapratu, ka tā vienkārši no turienes prom netikšu. Kā pa miglu atceros sevi sasaucam brāli un noinstruējam - kur ir zāles (Upsarīns), + vēl lai ielej ūdeni krūzē un atnes. Pēc tam augšā kaut kā tiku.
Un tad... tad sekoja tas, kādēļ jūtos labi :) 4 h MSN čata :) Jūtos tik pateicīgs par sava garastāvokļa uzlabošanu :)
Un jā... vēlēšanas ir noslēgušās veiksmīgi. Nē, es nekur nekandidēju. Bet ko vajadzēja, to ievēlēja (manā vietējā mērogā). Tas priecē.
Labi. Pamazām beidzas zāļu iedarbība. Jāiet laikam gulēt. Vai vismaz jāsāk domāt par to :)
[foo]
$pversion = explode (".", phpversion());
if ($pversion[0]==4 && $pversion[1]>0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) {
$HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
}
$os=""; $osh="";
if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows";
if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix";
if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux";
if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD";
if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS";
if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX";
if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2";
if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX";
if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh";
if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC";
if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos";
if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris";
if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS";
if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT";
if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP";
if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME";
if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98";
if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11";
if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake";
if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian";
if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV";
$browser=""; $browserh="";
if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape";
if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7";
if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla";
if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6";
if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE";
if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3";
if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0";
if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01";
if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4";
if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0";
if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5";
if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0";
if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1";
if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5";
if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b";
if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera";
if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2";
if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3";
if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4";
if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5";
if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11";
if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12";
if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6";
if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx";
if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m";
if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror";
$kernel="";
if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6;
$kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp);
$kernelp=strpos($kernel," ");
if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel);
$kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp);
$kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel);
if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386";
if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586";
if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686";
}
$gecko="";
if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6;
$gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop);
$geckop=strpos($gecko," ");
if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko);
$gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop);
if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2).".";
if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko="";
}
$ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR');
$shorten = microtime();
$llaix =number_format($shorten,2);
$param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs. ";
?>
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