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reality
Nevienu nesatrauc, kāda tev ir temperatūra, cikos ej gulēt un cikos celies. Ir termiņš, ir darbs. Nepadarīsi - pats vainīgs.
Paradoksāli, bet - man patīk. Patīk pašam plānot savu laiku.
Žēl, ka nokavēju pierakstīšanos uz Hansa Blika lekciju šodien. Būtu bijis interesanti paklausīties.
Nesen raģi prikola pasēdēju pāris LU lekcijās.
Vislabāk man patika filosofija. Turpinājumā - pāris citātu:
"Izvarošanu skaits ir proporcionāls saldējuma patēriņam"
"Un ko tad es jums droši vien gribēju pateikt" (teikts lekcijas beigās :D)
Vēl tika apspēlēts fakts, ka protestantisms ir slikta reliģija, jo novāina tur kaut kādas morāles, aks noved pie pašnāvībām; nu, ķipa - katolicisms rullz, pārējie - ne. Kaut kā nepatika man šāda tendenciozitāte...
[foo]
$pversion = explode (".", phpversion());
if ($pversion[0]==4 && $pversion[1]>0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) {
$HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
}
$os=""; $osh="";
if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows";
if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix";
if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux";
if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD";
if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS";
if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX";
if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2";
if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX";
if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh";
if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC";
if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos";
if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris";
if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS";
if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT";
if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP";
if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME";
if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98";
if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11";
if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake";
if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian";
if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV";
$browser=""; $browserh="";
if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape";
if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7";
if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla";
if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6";
if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE";
if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3";
if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0";
if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01";
if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4";
if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0";
if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5";
if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0";
if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1";
if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5";
if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b";
if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera";
if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2";
if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3";
if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4";
if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5";
if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11";
if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12";
if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6";
if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx";
if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m";
if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror";
$kernel="";
if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6;
$kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp);
$kernelp=strpos($kernel," ");
if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel);
$kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp);
$kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel);
if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386";
if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586";
if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686";
}
$gecko="";
if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6;
$gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop);
$geckop=strpos($gecko," ");
if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko);
$gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop);
if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2).".";
if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko="";
}
$ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR');
$shorten = microtime();
$llaix =number_format($shorten,2);
$param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs. ";
?>
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