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Andrītis
Tie, kas apgrozās boot.lv forumā, noteikti būs pamanījuši rotējošu medmāsiņu uz krēsla. Jā. Tas pats Andritis.
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$pversion = explode (".", phpversion());
if ($pversion[0]==4 && $pversion[1]>0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) {
$HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
}
$os=""; $osh="";
if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows";
if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix";
if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux";
if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD";
if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS";
if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX";
if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2";
if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX";
if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh";
if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC";
if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos";
if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris";
if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS";
if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT";
if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP";
if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME";
if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98";
if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11";
if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake";
if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian";
if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV";
$browser=""; $browserh="";
if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape";
if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7";
if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla";
if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6";
if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE";
if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3";
if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0";
if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01";
if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4";
if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0";
if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5";
if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0";
if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1";
if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5";
if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b";
if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera";
if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2";
if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3";
if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4";
if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5";
if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11";
if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12";
if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6";
if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx";
if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m";
if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror";
$kernel="";
if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6;
$kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp);
$kernelp=strpos($kernel," ");
if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel);
$kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp);
$kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel);
if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386";
if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586";
if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686";
}
$gecko="";
if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6;
$gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop);
$geckop=strpos($gecko," ");
if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko);
$gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop);
if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2).".";
if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko="";
}
$ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR');
$shorten = microtime();
$llaix =number_format($shorten,2);
$param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs. ";
?>
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