MSN:
MSN statuss



Kvass izlejamais
Mežciemā pie "betas" var nopirkt izlejamo kvasu.

Nu ļooti jau nu ņammīgs. Uz mucām rakstīts "miežu iesala kvass "Vecais Brālis"". Tik nez, kur tādu ražo.

0.5l glāze vēsā kvasa ir pašā laikā lai, lēni malkojot, aizietu līdz kojām ezera pretējā krastā.

Būtu labi, ja arī Centrā tirgotu ne vien saldējumu uz katra stūra, bet kaut kur arī izlejamo kvasu. Pēc šitās mantas veikala preci pat redzēt negribu.

0.5l maksā 25 santīmus, 1l - 45 sant., bet var nopirkt daudzumos no 0.2l līdz vairākiem litriem.


[foo]
0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) { $HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; } $os=""; $osh=""; if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows"; if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix"; if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux"; if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD"; if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS"; if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX"; if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2"; if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX"; if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh"; if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC"; if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos"; if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris"; if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS"; if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT"; if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4"; if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000"; if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP"; if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME"; if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98"; if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95"; if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1"; if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11"; if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake"; if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian"; if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV"; $browser=""; $browserh=""; if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape"; if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7"; if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla"; if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6"; if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE"; if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3"; if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0"; if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01"; if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4"; if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0"; if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01"; if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5"; if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0"; if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01"; if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1"; if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5"; if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6"; if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0"; if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b"; if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera"; if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2"; if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3"; if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4"; if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5"; if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11"; if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12"; if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6"; if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx"; if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m"; if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror"; $kernel=""; if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) { $kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6; $kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp); $kernelp=strpos($kernel," "); if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel); $kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp); $kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel); if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386"; if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586"; if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686"; } $gecko=""; if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) { $geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6; $gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop); $geckop=strpos($gecko," "); if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko); $gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop); if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2)."."; if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko=""; } $ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); $shorten = microtime(); $llaix =number_format($shorten,2); $param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs.
"; ?>




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