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Aizvakar, sēžot lekcijā, pēkšņi sāka asiņot deguns. Rezultāts - sabojāts krekls.
Vakar, braucot mājās, trolejbusā palika slikti. Vispirms kļuva nelabi, tad acu priekšā viss satumsa, redzēt nevarēja praktiski neko. Kā pa miglu atceros, ka pacēlu no grīdas somu (pat nespējot saredzēt to) un, knapi sagaidījis nākamo pieturu, ļodzīgām kājām un gandrīz neko neredzēdams, kāpu ārā. Atkritu uz soliņa pieturā, atspiedu muguru pret auksto stikla sienu, un skatījos, kā pamazām atgūstu redzi...
Nepatīkama sajūta...
[foo]
$pversion = explode (".", phpversion());
if ($pversion[0]==4 && $pversion[1]>0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) {
$HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
}
$os=""; $osh="";
if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows";
if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix";
if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux";
if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD";
if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS";
if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX";
if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2";
if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX";
if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh";
if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC";
if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos";
if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris";
if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS";
if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT";
if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP";
if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME";
if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98";
if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11";
if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake";
if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian";
if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV";
$browser=""; $browserh="";
if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape";
if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7";
if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla";
if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6";
if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE";
if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3";
if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0";
if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01";
if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4";
if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0";
if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5";
if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0";
if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1";
if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5";
if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b";
if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera";
if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2";
if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3";
if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4";
if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5";
if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11";
if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12";
if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6";
if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx";
if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m";
if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror";
$kernel="";
if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6;
$kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp);
$kernelp=strpos($kernel," ");
if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel);
$kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp);
$kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel);
if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386";
if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586";
if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686";
}
$gecko="";
if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6;
$gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop);
$geckop=strpos($gecko," ");
if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko);
$gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop);
if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2).".";
if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko="";
}
$ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR');
$shorten = microtime();
$llaix =number_format($shorten,2);
$param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs. ";
?>
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