MSN:
MSN statuss



Cik zinu, tad tā nevar...
Šorīt pēc neliela it kā klasesvakara gāju uz autobusu. Biju tikko pamodies, domāju kaut ko uzkost.
Ir tādi garšīgi biezpiena sieriņi "Nakts". Nu lūk, paņēmu divus tos, vairāk neko, jo steidzos. Kopā 0.30 Ls. Makā bija 50 santīmi sīknaudā (autobusa biļetei, jo zinu, ka autobusa kasierēm, it īpaši brīvdienas rītā nav ko izdot, un saimainīt jau arī nav kur) un piecītis. Dodu abus sieriņus un naudu, bet ši sāk prasīt vai tad nav sīknauda. Es atbildu, ka nav gan un vai tad tiešām viņa nevar samainīt. Nevarot. Tā nu paliku bez agrajām brokastīm.

Ja pareizi atceros, tad par šādu incidentu veikalu var sodīt ar sodu līdz 250 Ls laikam. Bet rīts bija nedaudz sabojāts.
Toties to izlaboja lielā aploksne, kas gaidīja mājās, bet par to citreiz :)


[foo]
0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) { $HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; } $os=""; $osh=""; if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows"; if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix"; if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux"; if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD"; if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS"; if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX"; if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2"; if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX"; if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh"; if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC"; if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos"; if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris"; if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS"; if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT"; if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4"; if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000"; if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP"; if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME"; if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98"; if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95"; if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1"; if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11"; if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake"; if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian"; if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV"; $browser=""; $browserh=""; if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape"; if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7"; if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla"; if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6"; if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE"; if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3"; if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0"; if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01"; if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4"; if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0"; if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01"; if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5"; if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0"; if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01"; if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1"; if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5"; if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6"; if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0"; if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b"; if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera"; if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2"; if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3"; if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4"; if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5"; if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11"; if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12"; if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6"; if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx"; if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m"; if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror"; $kernel=""; if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) { $kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6; $kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp); $kernelp=strpos($kernel," "); if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel); $kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp); $kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel); if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386"; if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586"; if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686"; } $gecko=""; if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) { $geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6; $gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop); $geckop=strpos($gecko," "); if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko); $gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop); if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2)."."; if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko=""; } $ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); $shorten = microtime(); $llaix =number_format($shorten,2); $param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs.
"; ?>




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