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Vakar braucot autobusā pamanīju, ka kasierēm pie jakas piestiprināts uzraksts ar vārdu. It kā jau nekas sevišķs, bet tomēr.
Varētu taču iekš CATA ielikt autsauksmju formu, piemēram, "šodien tādā un tādā maršruta bija forša kasierīte X, pamanīja, ka, pērkot biļeti, nejauši zemē nometu naudu, un pateica man", vai arī "šodien kasiere Y bija dusmīga, ka maksāju ar divlatnieku, jo viņai neesot ko izdot", utt.
Vēl tikai vajadzētu plāksnīti ar uzrakstu "Šodien Jūs vedīs šoferis Z. Laimīgu ceļu!". Tas tomēr palielinātu atbildību pasažiera priekšā, jo tas vairs nebūtu bezpersoniskais šoferis, bet gan jau šoferītis Z...
Vispār paldies vienam šādam šoferītim, kurš mani paņēma. Steidzos no autokursiem un kavēju. Kamēr gāju pie autobusa, tas sākla braukt. Paspēju pārskriet pāri ielai un nobalsot. Labi, ka tā...
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$pversion = explode (".", phpversion());
if ($pversion[0]==4 && $pversion[1]>0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) {
$HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
}
$os=""; $osh="";
if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows";
if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix";
if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux";
if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD";
if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS";
if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX";
if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2";
if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX";
if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh";
if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC";
if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos";
if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris";
if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS";
if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT";
if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000";
if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP";
if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME";
if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98";
if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1";
if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11";
if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake";
if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian";
if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV";
$browser=""; $browserh="";
if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape";
if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6";
if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7";
if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla";
if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6";
if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE";
if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3";
if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0";
if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01";
if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4";
if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0";
if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5";
if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0";
if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01";
if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1";
if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5";
if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0";
if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b";
if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera";
if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2";
if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3";
if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4";
if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5";
if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11";
if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12";
if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6";
if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx";
if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m";
if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror";
$kernel="";
if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6;
$kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp);
$kernelp=strpos($kernel," ");
if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel);
$kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp);
$kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel);
if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386";
if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586";
if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686";
}
$gecko="";
if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) {
$geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6;
$gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop);
$geckop=strpos($gecko," ");
if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko);
$gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop);
if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2).".";
if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko="";
}
$ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR');
$shorten = microtime();
$llaix =number_format($shorten,2);
$param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs. ";
?>
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