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BusCrash
Jau ilgi, braucot autobusos, domāju par to, kā būtu iekļūt avārijā ar tādu. Parastā frontālā sadursmē. Pie cik liela ātruma galva atsistos pret prieksējo sēdekli. Utt. Pavisam normālas pavisam normāla cilvēka domas.

Sestdien, braucot uz pasākumu, pie Alfas pamanījos iekulties autobusa avārijā. Uz visiem jautajumiem "kā ir?" varu vien atbildēt - nekā. Parasta bremzēšana, tad nedaudz asāka, tāds kā krakšķis un viss.
Lija lietus. Skoļzkije uļici, inomarki celujutsa...
Uzmanieties uz rudenīgajām ielām... Braukšanas apstākļi ir mainījušies, nobremzēt ir grūtāk, arī sakrituso lapu dēļ.
Tanī vakarā, pirms pāriet kādu samērā tumšu gājēju pāreju un diezgan dzīvas ielas, es labāk pagaidīju, nevis paļāvos uz "gan jau nobremzēs"...

Ak jā. Pāris stopkadru.


[foo]
0 && isset($SERVER_SOFTWARE)==FALSE) { $HTTP_USER_AGENT=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; } $os=""; $osh=""; if (eregi ("(win|microsoft)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows"; if (eregi ("(unix|x11|lynx|konqueror|w3m)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Unix"; if (eregi ("linux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux"; if (eregi ("bsd", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="*BSD"; if (eregi ("sunos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="SunOS"; if (eregi ("hp-ux", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="HP-UX"; if (eregi ("os/2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="OS/2"; if (eregi ("qnx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="QNX"; if (eregi ("mac", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh"; if (eregi ("(powerpc|ppc)(mac)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Macintosh_PowerPC"; if (eregi ("beos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Beos"; if (eregi ("solaris", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Solaris"; if (eregi ("amigaos", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="AmigaOS"; if (eregi ("windows nt|winnt", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_NT"; if (eregi ("windows nt 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows NT_4"; if (eregi ("(windows nt 5|windows 2000)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_2000"; if (eregi ("(windows nt 5.1|windows xp)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_XP"; if (eregi ("windows me", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows ME"; if (eregi ("(windows 98|win98)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_98"; if (eregi ("(windows 95|win95)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_95"; if (eregi ("(windows 3.1|win3.1)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.1"; if (eregi ("(windows 3.11|win3.11)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Windows_3.11"; if (eregi ("(mandrake|mdk)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Mandrake"; if (eregi ("debian", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="Linux_Debian"; if (eregi ("webtv", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $os="WebTV"; $browser=""; $browserh=""; if (eregi ("(netscape|mozilla)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape"; if (eregi ("mozilla/3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 3"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.5"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.6"; if (eregi ("mozilla/4.7", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 4.7"; if (eregi ("(mozilla/5|gecko/)", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Mozilla"; if (eregi ("netscape/6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Netscape 6"; if (eregi ("msie", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE"; if (eregi ("msie 3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3"; if (eregi ("msie 3.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.0"; if (eregi ("msie 3.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 3.01"; if (eregi ("msie 4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4"; if (eregi ("msie 4.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.0"; if (eregi ("msie 4.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 4.01"; if (eregi ("msie 5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5"; if (eregi ("msie 5.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.0"; if (eregi ("msie 5.01", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.01"; if (eregi ("msie 5.1", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.1"; if (eregi ("msie 5.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 5.5"; if (eregi ("msie 6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6"; if (eregi ("msie 6.0", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0"; if (eregi ("msie 6.0b", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="IE 6.0b"; if (eregi ("opera", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera"; if (eregi ("opera.2", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 2"; if (eregi ("opera.3", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 3"; if (eregi ("opera.4", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 4"; if (eregi ("opera.5", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5"; if (eregi ("opera.5.11", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.11"; if (eregi ("opera.5.12", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 5.12"; if (eregi ("opera.6", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Opera 6"; if (eregi ("lynx", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="lynx"; if (eregi ("w3m", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="w3m"; if (eregi ("konqueror", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $browser="Konqueror"; $kernel=""; if (eregi ("linux 2.", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) { $kernelp=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"linux 2.")+6; $kernel=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $kernelp); $kernelp=strpos($kernel," "); if ($kernelp<1) $kernelp=strlen($kernel); $kernel=substr($kernel, 0, $kernelp); $kernel=str_replace (";", "", $kernel); if (eregi ("i386", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i386"; if (eregi ("i586", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i586"; if (eregi ("i686", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) $kernel=$kernel.", i686"; } $gecko=""; if (eregi ("gecko", $HTTP_USER_AGENT)==true) { $geckop=strpos(strtolower($HTTP_USER_AGENT),"gecko")+6; $gecko=substr($HTTP_USER_AGENT, $geckop); $geckop=strpos($gecko," "); if ($geckop<1) $geckop=strlen($gecko); $gecko=substr($gecko, 0, $geckop); if (substr($gecko,0,3)=="200") $gecko = substr($gecko,0,4).".".substr($gecko,4,2).".".substr($gecko,6,2)."."; if (substr($gecko,0,1)=="0") $gecko=""; } $ip=getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); $shorten = microtime(); $llaix =number_format($shorten,2); $param = "IP: $ip, OS: $os, Browser: $browser, serveris lapu noparsēja $llaix sekundēs.
"; ?>




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