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idiots!
Cik gan stulbam ir jābūt cilvēkam, lai, pirms atvērt fotoaparātu, aizmirstu attīt filmiņu?
Atbilde - vienkārši man... :(((

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Nu, nav tik traki. Laikam zaudēts viens kadrs.
Bet fotografēt ar Zenit - tā ir bauda. Pareizi sapludināts fons, kādu ar ziepīti nepanākt, objektu telpiskums...

Vienīgi vēl joprojām apmēram puse filmas sanāk pārgaismota... :( Bet tur nu gan vaina jāmeklē fotogrāfa (tb - manā) roku izliekuma leņķī...
Mācīties, mācīties un vēlreiz mācities... :)


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